A consummate specialist in orc breeding, Balia has worked since she was little under the rule of the Lustlord. She is very centered in her research and her job and doesn't really care about politics. Or personal security for that matter. In some aspects, she has the same outlook in life as Qum D'umpe, but in others is the opposite. She is the archetype of a distracted academic:

Oh, it's... you. I remember you because you showed up between the first and the second rounds, while I was investigating orc mass conversion.
— Balia


Unfortunately, she no longer has a job secured with the Lustlord as he no longer finds her expertise necessary:

Trouble? No, the Lustlord just believes I'm no longer necessary.
— Balia

And although her life isn't in danger, she has a very tough time imagining her life without her research. It seems that she doesn't have many interests outside of her work. She shows little interest in any sexual shenanigans, even with her masters, but beware of the quiet waters. It's clear that her abilities will be a valued asset for the team, but will she able to give him something meaningful (or vice versa)?

In the short term, at least Orcent, Stark and The Impaler have a vested interest in her research and, by extension, her well-being.

Relationship pointsEdit

Maximum affection is 100, at which you can have a conversation with the harem girl that will lock her affection there.

Balia's affection is mostly tied to how much you seem to care about her work and orc-related matters in general. She's rather... focused.

Base value: 20.

  • +10 for reading "Orc Breeding I" in the Orgasmic Palace archives.
  • +10 for reading "Orc Breeding II" in the Orgasmic Palace archives
  • +5 for voting NO on Orc Extermination motion, OR -5 for voting YES.
  • Unmissable +5 from the start of chapter 3.
  • +5 for recruiting Ralke.[1]
  • Unmissable +5 for winning the Battle of Yhilin.
  • Unmissable +5 for getting Balia First Time sex scene.
  • -5 for NOT setting an orc development objective (don't worry, she'll confirm your decision first).
  • +5 for funding FANCY WALK.
  • +5 for talking to her after your return from Zirantia.
  • +10 for having her best evaluation on Orcent transformation "This is excellent!", OR +8 for "This is great!", OR +6 for "can't wait to see where we go", OR +4 for "can see all kinds of ways to go", OR +2 for "need to think about what didn't go well", OR +1 for "need to think about what went wrong".
  • +5 having already purchased the deeds to Vinario, and giving them to Tak'Kan, in Conference Chamber during war aftermath.
  • +5 investing in Tak'Kan trade.

Maximum legit value: 95.

Affection titlesEdit

  • 0 Single-minded Breeder
  • 25 Obsessed Breeder
  • 50 Intrigued Breeder
  • 75 Conflicted Breeder
  • 100 Dedicated Breeder


  • Balia First Time - It turns out that even work-obsessed scholars have needs and concentrate better if they are filled. Affection and foreplay don't seem to be among these needs, however. Unmissable. In the palace tunnels after completing the Orc Development quest.


  • (On the table) - Balia asks Simon to "help her concentrate" again, though this time her request is for a bit more than just sex. At 50 affection and above.

Trivia Edit

  • Balia is the first zirantian that joins the harem.

References Edit

  1. Requires having defeated Orc Extermination motion at Ardford summit.

Party Members SimonAkaAltinaCarinaHilstaraNaliliQum D'umpeRobinRialaUyaeVariaYarra
Guest party Members KaiTalVhalaAntarionSho
NPC Harem Girls MegailTrinBaliaIrisLynineOrilise
Allies DariElleaniFuaniJanineMestanMinNerandaSaraiWynn
Unique orcs OrcentStarkThe ImpalerRalkeImplevon the ThirdGrubbak
Incubus Kings LustlordThe AnakThe EmpressThe Incubus KingLord of BloodThe FucklordSkullcrusherDoom King
Other Major NPCs AlononAndraBiyueDheriaEytriaFhelielCommander GeoffGinastaHesterPalinaTynaWendisXestrisZelica

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