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In a world embroiled in wars your team must fight to survive and progress. To overcome the many and varied hostile encounters you'll need to be prepared; so if you rip it from the corpses of your foes or buy it from a merchant make sure you have the right equipment needed to obtain victory or you WILL perish...
 


Playable characters have five slots used to equip items. From top to bottom, they are:

  • Weapon
  • Off-hand
  • Headgear
  • Bodygear
  • Accessory

The only exception to this scheme are dual-wielding users (Aka, Varia and Uyae), who have a second Weapon slot instead of an Off-hand slot.

What can be equipped in a given slot usually depends on the character, but there are a few characters that can use items from more than one category. There are also a few items that can be used exclusively by a specific character - they're listed below, but you can find out more information on the Custom Equipment page.

The tables list the store prices. Some shops may offer discounts, influenced by the investments you have made. Where it's possible to sell items, they are accepted at half their "true" price, which is not necessarily the price at which you bought those items.

Weapons Edit

Weapons are grouped into categories based on the party members that can use them. These are: warriors (Simon, Aka, Hilstara, Varia, Nalili and Vhala), mages (Altina, Robin, Carina and Sho), succubi (Yarra and Qum) and orcs (Orcent and Grubbak). (There's also the special case of the Chosen's weapon - unsurprisingly, it can be used only by Kai and Tal.)

Most weapons are one-handed and occupy only the Weapon slot. In Ardford, you gain access to two-handed weapons that use both the Weapon and the Off-hand slot at the same time (only dual-wielders can use them). So far, the only two-handed weapons are Swords and Axes.

In addition to the stats listed on the Equipment screen, weapons also modify two hidden characteristics - Accuracy and Critical strike chance. Barring special cases (custom weapons), these bonuses depend on weapon type.

Chosen's weapon Edit

As the other Shining items, the Shining Sword cannot be sold. It's a collectible item and so far, you can't bought it either.

Name Stats Description
Shining Sword +25 ATK A glorious shimmering blade. Shines.

Warrior weapons Edit

Simon is the party member who can use most types of weapons in this category (all but gloves and bows for now).

Swords Edit

Although they increase the Attack stat a little less that the Axes of the same tier, swords have higher accuracy (they miss less than the Axes). Specifically, swords grant 5% bonus to accuracy and crit. Can be used by Simon, Varia, Nalili and Antarion.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
0 Simple Blade +10 ATK A well worn but serviceable sword. Simon's starting gear.
Bronze Sword +10 ATK The abstract concept of swords is disappointed in you. 200
1 Iron sword +20 ATK A sublime representation of humanity's desire to bend the nature to its will to kill things. 500
2 Steel sword +30 ATK Sharp. 2000
Crusader sword[1] +40 ATK, -10 LUK, Anti-Sex damage type Old but servicable sword made to fight against sexual creatures. Unique[2]
3 Durge sword +50 ATK The platonic idea of slashing. 10000
Ardan Claymore +60 ATK, +10 DEF, +20 MDF, -10 AGI You need two hands for this stiff, hard, long implement of death. {Two-handed} 8000
Sexy sword[3] +40 ATK, +10 MAG, +10 AGI A sword, but sexy. Unique
Sylvan Blade +65 ATK, -10 DEF, -10 MDF, +20 AGI Thin, like most elves. These facts are completely unrelated, just FYI. 11000
Ardan Dueling Sword +30 ATK, +20 AGI But not his most dangerous sword, if you know what I mean. Unique (Antarion's starting weapon)[4]
4 Slave's Lust +75 ATK, +10 AGI A blade forged specifically for Varia. {Lust Defense} Custom pair (4000 + 3000 Sx)
Slave's Death +75 ATK, +10 AGI A blade forged specifically for Varia. {Death Defense}

Daggers Edit

Aka's weapon of choice: they increase Agility to the detriment of the Attack stat. Daggers give 10% bonus to accuracy and crit.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
1 Iron Dagger +16 ATK, +5 AGI Pointy metal for stabbing. 500
2 Steel Dagger +22 ATK, +10 AGI For when you're in the mood for deep penetration. 2000
3 Durge Dagger +35 ATK, +15 AGI Said to be so sharp, when it cuts you it hurts like a motherfucker. 10000
Ardan Dirk +40 ATK, +10 DEF, -10 AGI[5] For those who just can't decide between knives and swords. 8000
Aka's Custom Knife +35 ATK, +20 AGI, +10 DEF, +10% Eva, +15% Crit, +30% Accuracy A dagger uniquely weighted for Aka's fighting style. {Hit/Crit/Evasion up} Variable
Sylvan Dagger +45 ATK, -10 DEF, -10 MDF, +20 AGI Kills on the first strike, or at least it better. (sic) 11000

Axes Edit

Hilstara's weapon of choice: they increase the Attack stat to the maximum, but to the detriment of accuracy. Specifically, they reduce accuracy and crit by 5%.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
1 Iron Axe +25 ATK Slayer of all foes, if all your foes are trees. 500
2 Steel Axe +35 ATK Also known as the Slapchop. 2000
3 Durge Axe +60 ATK Bane of all firewood. 10000
Ardan Battleaxe +70 ATK, +20 DEF, +10 MDF, -10 AGI Also known as the "Holy shit, how can you lift that?" {Two-handed} 8000

Claws Edit

Used by Simon, Varia and Uyae. Claws increase Defense to the detriment of the Attack stat. No bonuses/penalty to accuracy or crit.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
1 Iron Claw +15 ATK, +5 DEF A sublime representation of humanity's desire to bend the nature to its will to kill things. 500
2 Steel Claw +20 ATK, +10 DEF Sharp. 2000
3 Sylvan Claw +40 ATK, -10 MDF, +10 AGI Looks like it's made of thorns, but actually metal. Using thorns would be dumb. 11000[6]
4 Zirantian Claw +45 ATK,+10 DEF, +10 MDF For those who are insecure about their real claws. 11000

Gloves Edit

Weapons intended for a hybrid warrior-mage style. Only usable by Uyae so far. +50% accuracy.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
1 Combat Glove +5 ATK, +20 MAG, +10 AGI, +5 DEF, +5 MDF Unique Zirantian weapon for combat mages. 3000
2 Magic Glove +10 ATK, +40 MAG, +10 AGI, +10 DEF, +10 MDF Stronger version of the unique Zirantian weapon for combat mages. 8000
3 Arcane Glove +20 ATK, +60 MAG, +10 AGI, +10 DEF, +20 MDF Excellent version of the weapon they REALLY want to know is unique to Zirantia. 16000

Ranged weapons Edit

The only party member that ca use a bow so far is the unwoman Vhala, and her weapon can only be swapped or removed when she joins the party during the war (late chapter 3).

Name Stats Description Price
Simple Crossbow +25 ATK, +10 DEF, -30 AGI, +10% Accuracy Extremely idiot-friendly, at least for people on one side of the bow. 500
Longbow +40 ATK, +5 DEF, +10 AGI; +50% Accuracy Elfy style, orcy killing. 3000[6]
Recurve Bow +55 ATK, +5 DEF, +5 AGI; +100% Accuracy It's meant to look like this, honest. 5000
Heavy Bow +45 ATK, +15 DEF, +15 MDF, -5 AGI; +50% Accuracy Seriously, it could be used to bludgeon someone to death. 7000[6]
Unbow +50 ATK, +10 MAG, +10 MDF, +10 AGI, +50% Accuracy, +10% Crit This bow is no longer capable of having sex. Unique (Vhala's starting weapon)

Mage weapons Edit

The main tools of the magic users - Altina, Robin, Carina and Sho. No bonuses/penalty to accuracy or crit.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
0 Wand +10 MAG Technically known as "micro-staff". 300 (Robin's starting gear)
1 Rod +20 MAG, +10 MDF Respectable eight inches of magical power. 900 (Sho's starting gear)
Shining Sceptre[7] +25 MAG, +10 MDF A shimmering sceptre that concentrates magical power. Shines. Altina and Carina's starting gear
2 Staff +30 MAG, +20 MDF Long, thick, hard object that is in not way comparable to a penis. 2500
3 Battlestaff +40 ATK, +10 DEF, +30 MAG, +10 MDF Not a penis, but it penetrates like one. 5000
Burning Staff +20 ATK, +50 MAG, +30 MDF Classy way of burning people alive. {Fire Damage/Defense} 10000
Freezing Staff +10 ATK, +10 DEF, +50 MAG, +30 MDF Classy way of freezing people to death. {Ice Damage/Defense}
Shocking Staff +10 ATK, +10 AGI, +50 MAG, +30 MDF Classy way of electrocuting people. {Lightning Damage/Defense}
Crusader Staff[8] +20 ATK, +60 MAG, +20 MDF, Anti-Sex damage type Old but servicable staff made to fight against sexual creatures. {Sexbind Chance} Unique[2]
4 Master Staff +20 ATK, +75 MAG, +40 MDF Classy way of doing anything but masturbating. {Elemental Defense}. 25000[9]
Staff of Poison +40 ATK, +50 MAG, +20 MDF, +10 AGI Standard elven hippy staff.
{Poison Attack}
9000
Staff of Nature +30 ATK, +60 MAG, +30 MDF, +20 AGI Standard elven hippy staff.
{Poison Defense}
15000

Succubus weapons Edit

These can be equipped only by Yarra or Qum; despite being a succubus, Nalili prefers swords. They are harder to find than the human weapons, but they still can be obtained from specialized establishments (a.k.a. sex shops) or in succubus societies. None of these weapons grant accuracy or crit.

Whips Edit

Whips are straightforward, providing physical or magical power.
Tier Name Stats Description Price
0 Whip +10 ATK, +5 MAG Ooh, saucy! 250
1 Silk Whip +10 ATK, +20 MAG Ooh, saucy but refined! 550
Zirantian Whip -30 ATK, +10 MAG, +10 MDF, +10 AGI Ooh, limiting but situationally useful! {Stun Attack} {Sex Attack} Unique
2 Fetish Whip +20 ATK, +30 MAG Ooh, naughty! 3000
3 Brutal Whip +40 ATK, +30 MAG Ooh, eviscerating! 12000[6]
Elegant Whip +10 ATK, +50 MAG Ooh, elegant! What did you expect? 15000[10]
4 Worn Whip[11] +40 ATK, +10 DEF, +40 MAG, +10 MDF, +10 AGI A whip that has seen much use, inside and outside of the bedroom. Unique[12]

Sex toys Edit

So far, these are the only weapons that lower the Attack stat. On the other hand, they add extra abilities or advantages to Lust management.

Name Stats Description Price
Dildo -20 ATK, -10 DEF, +30 MAG "Personal massager." {Preserve SP} 2500
Vibrator -10 ATK, -10 DEF, +35 MAG "Magically-charged personal massager." {Masturbate+} {Lust Defense} 4000
Heavy Vibrator -30 ATK, +10 DEF, +40 MAG, +10 MDF, -20 AGI "Magically-charged personal massager." {Masturbate+} {Lust Defense} 6500
Zirantian Vibrator -10 ATK, +15 DEF, +60 MAG, +15 MDF, -10 AGI Should be cleaned thoroughly before use. {Masturbate+} {Lust Defense} Unique

Orc weapons Edit

Orcent and Grubbak can only use these designated weapons, even though orc monsters can drop normal weapons when defeated. So far the only chance to buy weapons and manually equip Orcent with them comes during The Gathering.

Name Stats Description Price
Orc Sword +20 ATK Slashy slash! 253[13]
Orc Club +40 ATK, -20 AGI,

-10% Accuracy/Crit

Smashy smash! 858[13]
Orc Cleaver +30 ATK Slicey slice! 894[13]
Yhilini Orc Sword +50 ATK, +10 AGI Really slashy slash! Unique[14]

Off-hand Edit

So far there are no characters that only use two-handed weapons, so all the party members can equip this slot (although Aka, Uyae and Varia use it to equip another weapon).

Shields Edit

There are various party members that use shields: Simon, Hilstara, Carina, Nalili and Vhala.

Light shields Edit

Carina can only use items from this category.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
0 Wooden Shield +15 DEF, +5 MDF Pretty much ideal if you're into being stabbed. 100
Weathered Shield +20 DEF, +10 MDF This shield has seen better days. 0 (Simon's starting gear)
1 Iron Shield +25 DEF, +10 MDF Holy shit, a shield of actual metal. 400
2 Light Shield +35 DEF, +25 MDF Shines as a glorious beacon of holy power that radiates - no, kidding, it's just not heavy. 4500
Holy Buckler +30 DEF, +30 MDF Supernaturally light off-hand defense. Carina's starting gear[15]
3 Rune Shield +30 DEF, +5 MAG, +40 MDF, +5 AGI Enchanted to go longer, harder, faster. 2500
Sylvan Gauntlet +30 ATK, +20 DEF, +20 MDF, +10 AGI Troublingly good for handjobs, if you can get over the appearance. 10000[16]
Archer's Gloves[17] +30 ATK, +10 DEF, +30 MAG, +10 MDF, +10 AGI Enchantments include being the prettiest girl at the ball. Vhala doesn't use that one. Vhala's starting gear.
4 Assault Shield +10 ATK, +40 DEF, -10 MAG, +30 MDF, +10 AGI You can hit people with any shield, but you'll look awesome doing it with this one. 9500

Heavy shields Edit

Tier Name Stats Description Price
2 Steel Shield +40 DEF, +20 MDF, -10 AGI Some blacksmith somewhere is very proud of this. 1500
3 Tower Shield +80 DEF, +30 MDF, -50 AGI Freaking huge shield for freaking huge protection. 5500[6]
Heavy Shield +90 DEF, +10 MDF, -50 AGI Shines as a glorious beacon of being heavy. 6500
4 Mammoth Shield -10 ATK, +100 DEF, -10 MAG, +40 MDF, -100 AGI Holy fucking shield. 9500

Orc shields Edit

Name Stats Description Price
Orc Shield +20 DEF Defendy defend! 133[13]
Heavy Orc Shield +30 DEF Defendy defend! 1209[13]
Yhilini Orc Shield +30 DEF, +20 MDF, +10 AGI Really defendy defend! Unique[14]

Off-hand gloves Edit

Gloves intended to take the place of a shield. Only usable by Simon so far.

Name Stats Description Price
Defensive Glove +20 DEF, +20 MDF, +10 AGI You can equip this and Gauntlets at the same time but it's really uncomfortable. 4000
Heavy Glove +30 DEF, +30 MDF, +20 AGI No, it's too heavy to hold a shield with it. 9000
Ancient Glove[18] +10 ATK, +20 DEF, +10 MAG, +25 MDF, +10 AGI It'd really be better not to think about where all this glove has been. Unique

Magical paraphernalia Edit

Off-hand items for the magic users: Yarra, Robin, Altina, Carina and Sho.

Name Stats Description Price
Magic Orb +5 MAG, +10 MDF Don't pay so much attention to the wands that you forget about the orbs. 1000
Magic Textbook +10 DEF, +10 MAG, +10 MDF[19] Unbelievably expensive, yet it sells for nothing. 3000[20] (Robin's and Sho's starting gear)
Shimmering Bracelet +10 MAG, +30 MDF, +5 AGI Makes repetitive hand motions easier. By which we mean casting spells. 2000[6]
Armband of Force +30 ATK, +10 MAG, +10 MDF Because sometimes even mages just want to punch someone. 3500
Mystic Sphere +20 MAG, +50 MDF Larger and boiling with... magical power. 5000[6]
Thug's Orb +20 ATK, +30 DEF, +10 MAG, +20 MDF What it looks like... but magic. 5000[6]
Crumbling Tome +10 ATK, +20 MAG, +10 MDF Powerful, assuming it doesn't crumble in your hand. Unique[21]
Sylvan Glove +20 DEF, +30 MAG, +20 MDF, +10 AGI Single glove for giving handjobs or just being really fancy. 10000[22]
Arcane Crystal +10 DEF, +30 MAG, +50 MDF, +10 AGI A crystal Robin created for herself. {MP Cost reduction}[23][24] Variable

Sexual tools for sexual creatures Edit

Only Altina, Yarra, Qum and Nalili can use these.

Name Stats Description Price
Sexy Ribbon +5 ATK, +5 MAG, +5 AGI Aww, yeah, you like equipping ribbons. 100 (Yarra's starting gear)
Feather Duster +10 ATK, +5 DEF, +10 MAG The bird that gave this feather was in a particularly sexy mood at the time. 450
Buttplug +10 MAG, -5 DEF Should not be taken orally. {Preserve SP} 1000
Anal Beads -5 DEF, +10 MDF Definitely, definitely not to be taken orally. {Lust Defense} 1000
Ornamental Beads -50 ATK, +30 MAG, +30 AGI Doubles as an extremely ineffectual mace. 7000
Handcuffs +10 ATK, -5 DEF Why would you even consider putting this in your mouth? What's wrong with you? {Stun Attack} 1000
Rage Cuffs +30 ATK, -10 DEF, -5 MDF Will cause fits of anger if placed in mouth. {Confusion Attack} 8500
Gag ball +25 DEF, +25 MDF Bite down to reduce the power of attacks, or for... other reasons. 4000[6]

Headgear Edit

Is always useful to protect your head.

Helms Edit

For Simon, Aka, Hilstara, Varia, Carina, Uyae, Nalili and Vhala.

Light helms Edit

Aka, Carina, Uyae and Varia can only use items from this category.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
0 Leather Helm +10 DEF, +5 MDF Leather. Apply directly to the forehead. 150
Cracked Helm +10 DEF, +10 MDF Though it protects the head, the surface is marred by an ugly crack. Simon's starting gear
1 Iron Helm +20 DEF, +10 MDF Wrap some metal around your head. It'll help. 400
2 Steel Helm +30 DEF, +20 MDF This one is less likely to crumple into your skull. 1200
Zirantian Collar[25] +25 DEF, +10 MAG, +25 MDF No one can read the name written on the side, but it is likely not polite. Unknown
3 Dwarven Helm +50 DEF, +30 MDF All-natural, free-range, grass-fed dwarven steel. 6500[6]
Ardan Helm +40 DEF, +40 MDF DISCLAIMER: The wings do not allow you to fly. Please do not jump off buildings. 5000[6]
4 Assault Helm +10 ATK, +40 DEF, -10 MAG, +40 MDF, +10 AGI This helm is legally required to inform you that it looks badass. 9000

Heavy helms Edit

Only Hilstara, Nalili, Vhala and Simon can use these items.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
3 Heavy Helm +60 DEF, +20 MDF, -20 AGI This helm is horny. HAHAHAHAHAHA. We apologize. 5000[6]
Hilstara's Helm +10 ATK, +55 DEF, +25 MDF, -25 AGI, +15% Max HP A helm forged for Hilstara. 5000
Mammoth Helm -10 ATK, +80 DEF, -10 MAG, +20 MDF, -50 AGI Huge fucking helm. 9000

Orc headgear Edit

Name Stats Description Price
Orc Collar +5 DEF, +25 MDF [26] Unusual collar fitted for orcs. Unique[6]
Orc Helm +10 DEF Protect head! 140[13]
Heavy Orc Helm +20 DEF Protect head! 1127[13]

Not just pointy hats Edit

Mages need appropriate headgear, and Yarra, Robin, Altina, Carina and Sho are no exception.

Name Stats Description Price
Leather Hat +5 MAG, +10 MDF Protects the head, but more importantly, it looks dapper as hell. 100
Mage Hat +10 DEF, +5 MAG, +20 MDF Not to be confused with the Douche Bag. 750
Magic Circlet +10 DEF, +25 MAG, +30 MDF Good for attacking magically and looking pretentious. 3000
Witch Hat +20 DEF, +50 MDF Focuses on defense and sexiness. 3000
Yhilini Mage Cap +25 DEF, +20 MAG, +45 MDF, +10 AGI You've seen a million of these - now wear one yourself! Unique[6]
Red Hat +30 DEF, +10 MAG, +40 MDF A potent magic hat dropped by one of the Magekillers. {Fire Defense}. Unique[6]
Green Hat +30 DEF, +10 MAG, +40 MDF A potent magic hat dropped by one of the Magekillers. {Lightning Defense}. Unique[6]
Unperson Circlet +30 DEF, +60 MAG, +30 MDF, +100 Max MP Allows even scorched souls to access great magical power {Lust Defense}. Unique[6]
Lodestone Hat -10 ATK, +40 DEF, +10 MAG, +40 MDF, -10 AGI, +50 Max MP A magical helm that was called "bling" in a language since forgotten. 11500

Sexy stuff for above the shoulders Edit

Only Altina, Yarra, Qum and Nalili can use these.

Name Stats Description Price
Collar +10 ATK, +10 MAG, +10 MDF Not the kind that dogs wear. Unless you're into that. 300
Bunny Ears +20 MAG, +15 MDF No animals were harmed in the creation of this helm. 800
Healer Ribbon +30 MAG, +40 MDF Real healers don't wear this often, but they don't really wear bikinis or fishnets either. 2000[27]
Slave Collar +20 DEF, +30 MAG, +30 MDF Just looking at it gets your blood flowing. Generally out of open wounds. 2700[28]
Ghenalese Collar +25 DEF, +30 MAG, +25 MDF Collar designed by for kinky ownership play, not real ownership. N/A[29]
Defensive Collar +50 DEF, +40 MDF Because a robust defense is sexy! 4500 (Nalili's starting gear)
Property Collar +50 MAG, +5 DEF, +10 MDF Worth more than the slut wearing it. 5500
Crown of Lust +30 DEF, +40 MAG, +30 MDF Ridiculously sexy even if you're not into heavy metals and shiny rocks. Unique

Bodygear Edit

Protected or stylish, it's your choice.

Armor Edit

Body protection for the physical fighters: Simon, Aka, Hilstara, Varia, Carina, Uyae, Nalili and Vhala.

Light armor Edit

Like with helms, Aka, Carina, Uyae and Varia can only use light armor.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
- Shining Armor[30] +50 DEF, +20 MDF A glorious shimmering suit of armor. Shines. 5000
- Shining Armor +10 ATK, +40 DEF, +10 MDF, -10 LUK A glorious shimmering suit of armor constructed in Aramite style. Shines. 2000[31]
0 Leather Armor +30 DEF, +10 MDF Weak protection, but at least you can fuck on it. 250
Cracked Armor +20 DEF, +10 AGI Armor that has obviously been battered and beaten back into shape many times. Simon's starting gear
1 Zirantian Leather +35 DEF, +15 MDF Made by Zirantians, not of them, you sick fuck. 3500[32]
Iron Armor +45 DEF, +20 MDF This is what the extras in a crowd scene wear. 600
Old Zirantian Leather +25 DEF, +10 MAG, +40 MDF, +10 AGI Wasn't made of Zirantians back then, either. Unknown
2 Steel Armor +70 DEF, +30 MDF Getting all knighted-up in this bitch! 3000
Rune Armor +50 DEF, +50 MDF Balances physical defense, magic defense, and sex appeal. (Sex appeal is not guaranteed). 3000[6]
Forest Cloak +40 DEF, +40 MDF, +5 AGI Elves gave up on the whole metal thing, but they can do some interesting stuff with cloth. 3500
3 Dwarven Armor +80 DEF, +40 MDF Dwarven metal, not dwarven size. 15000
Ardan Mail +10 ATK, +60 DEF, +30 MDF, +10 AGI Extraordinarily flexible... if you know what I mean. (I mean you should fuck this armor.) 4500
Sylvan Cloak +50 DEF, +25 MAG, +50 MDF, +10 AGI For the fighter who wants to cast, or just look like a pompous asshole. 11500
Crusader Mail[33] +20 ATK, +50 DEF, +50 MDF, -20 LUK Old but servicable mail that defends against magic and lust. Unique[2]
4 Assault Armor +10 ATK, +80 DEF, -10 MAG, +40 MDF, +10 AGI Assaults other people, not you. That would be counterproductive. 17000
Savant's Cloak +30 DEF, +75 MAG, +50 MDF, +20 AGI Shitty for a mage, but insane for a fighter. 21000

Heavy armor Edit

Only Hilstara, Simon, Vhala and Nalili can use the items listed here.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
3 Full Plate +100 DEF, +25 MDF, -50 AGI Made for cosplay, but surprisingly durable. 12000
Lustplate[18] +10 ATK, +80 DEF, +10 MAG, +50 MDF Forged by an ancient technique that involves more masturbation than you might hope. Unique
Ardan Plate +90 DEF, +40 MDF, -50 AGI Made for battle, unsurprisingly durable. 16000
Crusader Plate[34] +60 DEF, +60 MDF, -20 AGI, -20 LUK Old but servicable armor that defends against magic and lust. Unique[2]
4 Mammoth Armor -10 ATK, +150 DEF, -10 MAG, +50 MDF, -100 AGI Huge fucking armor. 17000[6]

Orc armor Edit

Name Stats Description Price
Orc Armor +20 DEF No hurt! 208[13]
Heavy Orc Armor +40 DEF No hurt! 1474[13]
Yhilini Orc Armor +50 DEF, +10 MDF, +10 AGI Really no hurt! Unique[14]

Robes Edit

Fancy clothes for the magic users: Yarra, Robin, Altina, Carina and Sho.

Name Stats Description Price
Wool Robes +10 DEF, +30 MDF Aww, yeah, sexy sheeps! 200
Cotton Robes +20 DEF, +45 MDF Aww, yeah, sexy cotton plants! 500 (Robin's and Sho's starting gear.)
Shining Robes +20 DEF, +10 MAG, +50 MDF Shimmering robes that concentrate magical power. Shines. Altina's starting gear
Silk Robes +30 DEF, +70 MDF Aww, yeah, sexy silk worms! 2500[6]
Iron Robes +10 ATK, +40 DEF, +50 MDF, -10 AGI Aww, yeah, sexy metal! 6000[6]
Otherworldly Robes[35] +10 DEF, +120 MDF Robes formed of otherwordly fabric, tailored specifically for Robin/Altina. Resists Fire. Unique
Mystic Robes +40 DEF, +10 MAG, +90 MDF Aww, yeah, sexy... mystic... stuff? 12000
Crusader Robes[8] +40 DEF, +50 MAG, +40 MDF Old but servicable robe that defends against magic and lust. Unique[2]
Dwarven Robes -10 ATK, +60 DEF, +5 MAG, +40 MDF, -10 AGI, +100 Max MP Made for looking stylish around town or for propping up a load-bearing wall. 13000

Sexy (under)wear Edit

For the fashion conscious ladies: Altina, Yarra, Qum and Nalili.

Tier Name Stats Description Price
0 Dress +10 ATK, +5 DEF, +25 MDF, +10 AGI Sexier than it looks, if you know what to do with it. 300
Lingerie +5 DEF, +10 MAG, +25 MDF, +10 AGI Just walk around in this. It's fine. 400
1 Princess Armor +40 DEF, +30 MDF Armor forged to flatter (and protect) Nalili's figure. Unique
2 Chainmail Bikini +70 DEF, +20 MDF It turns out everyone has been wearing these as a solid tactical decision. 12000[6]
Revealing Negligee +20 DEF, +70 MDF Leaves just enough to the imagination of an extremely unimaginative person. 13500
3 Slinky Dress +30 ATK, +10 DEF, +50 MDF, +20 AGI You'll absolutely kill it in this dress, and also resist being killed by other things. 2000
Sexy Lingerie +10 DEF, +30 MAG, +50 MDF, +20 AGI Pulling out all the stops, among other things. 2400
Dwarven Lingerie +10 ATK, +70 DEF, +40 MDF, +10 AGI Pinches so good. 11000
4 Elegant Dress +50 ATK, +20 DEF, +60 MDF, +30 AGI The highest defense possibly provided by a thin layer of silk. 18000
Ancient Lingerie +30 DEF, +40 MAG, +60 MDF, +20 AGI Tattered in a sexy way. Unique
Ravishing Lingerie +20 DEF, +50 MAG, +60 MDF, +30 AGI Mind-Blowing. Literally. 19000

Accessories Edit

Common accessories Edit

Can be used by Simon, Yarra, Robin, Altina, Aka, Hilstara, Varia (both versions), Uyae, Carina, Sho and Vhala, but not Qum or Nalili.

Name Stats Description Price
Pins
Warrior's Pin +5 MDF Straight up magic. Grants immunity to blind and resistance to confusion, sleep and paralysis. 1000
Thief's Pin +5 MDF Straight up magic. Grants immunity to poison[36] and resistance to confusion, paralysis and stun. 1100[37]/1000[38]
Mage's Pin +5 MDF Straight up magic. Grants immunity to silence and resistance to confusion and lust. 1000
Barrier Pin +10 DEF, +10 MDF Straight up magic. Grants immunity to many status effects.[39] 15000[6][9]
Healer's Pin +10 AGI Straight up magic. Grants immunity to blind and resistance to confusion, sleep and paralysis. 1500
Duelist's Pin +5 ATK, +5 DEF Straight up magic. Grants immunity to blind, confusion, sleep, and paralysis. Unique[40]
Givini Pin +10 ATK, +10 MAG Straight up magic. Grants immunity to many status effects.[39] Unique[41]
Cracked Pin +5 LUK Straight up magic. Grants resistance to many status effects. Unique[42]
Heirloom Pin +10 LUK Straight up magic. Grants immunity to many status effects.[39] Unique[43]
Charms
Charm of Purity +20 MDF Defense against the ravages of lust magic. {Lust defense}. Carina's starting gear
Fire Charm +10 MDF Neutralizes all fire attacks. 15000[9]
Ice Charm +10 MDF Neutralizes all ice attacks. 10000[6]
Lightning Charm +10 MDF Neutralizes all lightning attacks. 10000
Zirantian Charm +5 MDF, +5 LUK A charm bearing the spirit of Zirantia. Grants immunity to poison and stat boosts. 2000[32]
Divine Claw Charm[25] +5 ATK, +5 DEF, +5 MAG, +5 MDF, +5 AGI, +5 LUK The mark of a midrank Divine Claw member. Mostly resists many status effects. Unique
Other
Gloves +10 ATK, +10 DEF These gloves form the entirety of the "sexy gardener" costume. 1000[44]
Gauntlets +20 ATK, +5 DEF For fisting. Enemies in the face. 2000[6]
Headband +10 ATK, +10 AGI Can double as a blindfold in a pinch. 1000
Magic Ring +10 DEF, +10 MDF Good old fashioned magical protection. 2000
Greater Magic Ring +25 DEF, +25 MDF Good old fashioned magical protection, with less old-fashioned magic steroids. 10000[9]
Cloak +5 DEF, +5 MDF, +10 AGI Stylish AND defensive? You can't afford not to buy it. 1000
Elven Ring +10 DEF, +15 MAG, +10 MDF Forged by an elf mastersmith in a magical forge in order to make a quick buck. Unknown
Boots +10 DEF, +10 AGI Can also serve as gloves. Not good gloves, mind you, but it's an option. 1000
Enchanted Boots +10 DEF, +50 AGI Careful, or they'll run away on their own! (Management is not responsible for escaped boots.) 6000
Amulet of Alchemy +5 MAG, +5 LUK Enhances the potency of recovery items used by the person wearing it.[45] Unique[46]
Maranite Cloak +5 DEF, +10 MDF, +50 AGI Made of fabric, not Maranites. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you. Unique[6]

Sexual accessories Edit

Can be used by Yarra, Qum, dominated Varia and Nalili.

Name Stats Description Price
Slave's Pin +5 MDF Sexy pin granted to slaves a master wants to keep alive. Immune to blind and silence. Unknown[47]
Charm of Lust +20 MDF Used by succubi to sustain them when they cannot feed for long periods. {Lust defense}. 1000 (Yarra's starting gear)
Charm of Perversion +10 MDF Focuses sexual energy inward. {Masturbate+} 1000[48]
Magic Necklace +25 MAG Draws attention to the cleavage. (Also a mystical artifact of great power.) 2500
Greater Magic Necklace +50 MAG Mystical artifact capable of generating immense power, or accentuating decolletage.) 12000[9]
Fetish Cat Ears +10 ATK, +10 AGI Appeals to a... certain type of person. Grants resistance to confusion, sleep, and paralysis. 2000[6]
Sexy Librarian Glasses +10 MAG, +10 MDF, +10 AGI Shockingly not real glasses. 1250
Sexual Pin +10 MAG, +10 MDF Straight up magic. Grants immunity to many status effects.[39] Unique[49]
Succubus Pin +10 ATK, +10 MAG, +10 MDF, +10 AGI Straight up magic. Grants immunity to many status effects[39] and Sexbind. Unique[49]

Anti-sexual accessories Edit

Can be used by Carina, Hilstara, Robin, Uyae, reshaped Varia, Sho and Vhala.

Name Stats Description Price
Crusader Charm +10 ATK, +10 DEF, +10 MAG, +10 MDF, +10 AGI, -10 LUK Old but servicable pin that defends against magic and lust. Grants immunity to many statuses.[39][50] Unique[2]
Unperson Charm No change in stats Straight up magic. Grants immunity to many status effects and lust attacks.[39][50] Unique[6]

Orc accessories Edit

Usable by Orcent and Grubbak.

Name Stats Description Price
Orc Charm +10 ATK, +10 AGI Magicy Magic! 1831[6]
Orcent's eyepatch +10 ATK, +10 DEF, +10 MAG, +10 MDF, +10 AGI, +10 LUK A magical eyepatch that gives Orcent enhanced vision. A gift from Yhilini succubi.[51] Unique[52]

ReferencesEdit

  1. Can be used only by reshaped Varia.
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 Loot from opening the War Vaults.
  3. Nalili's exclusive weapon.
  4. Cannot be sold or bought.
  5. Breaks the dagger mold a bit by providing a better chance to hit with no change in crits.
  6. 6.00 6.01 6.02 6.03 6.04 6.05 6.06 6.07 6.08 6.09 6.10 6.11 6.12 6.13 6.14 6.15 6.16 6.17 6.18 6.19 6.20 6.21 6.22 6.23 6.24 6.25 6.26 6.27 6.28 See the Secrets page to learn where (and when) you can get this item for free.
  7. The Shining Sceptre cannot be sold or bought, but can be used by any magical user.
  8. 8.0 8.1 Can be used only by Robin and Carina.
  9. 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 9.4 This item is overpriced. The real price will be added later.
  10. You can get one during the Gathering as a reward for good performance in the Endgames. Later, you get one in Zirantia.
  11. Weapon specific for Yarra.
  12. You can get one during the Gathering as a reward for outstanding performance in the Endgames. Can't be sold. In the Orgasmic Empire Simon can learn that it was the weapon Esthera used in her rise to power and that she keeps it in a sealed chest in her room.
  13. 13.0 13.1 13.2 13.3 13.4 13.5 13.6 13.7 13.8 Most orc gear only earns 1 Sx when you sell it (blog comment).
  14. 14.0 14.1 14.2 Gift to Orcent from the Yhilin Palace guards.
  15. It can be used by characters able to wield crusader stuff and who can use shields: Carina and Hilstara.
  16. Gift from Lynine for using her assistance to heal the elven queens.
  17. Only Vhala can use this one.
  18. 18.0 18.1 Simon's exclusive gear.
  19. With Robin you get +17 MAG +17 MDF +10 DEF. But its stats decrease as Robin levels up.
  20. Sells for 200
  21. Can't be sold maybe because of its state or maybe because it will be important later (like a quest item).
  22. Gift from Orilise for using her assistance to heal the elven queens.
  23. Reduces MP cost of skills by 10% (rounded down).
  24. This is the first version. Other version(s) will be available later.
  25. 25.0 25.1 Uyae's exclusive gear.
  26. Also removes vulnerability to lust damage (weakens lust attacks from dealing triple damage to Orcent down to dealing normal damage).
  27. Available in the Bunny Sex Shop in the Slums of Stineford during chapter 1; after that you can only buy it much later - not until Simon's Path.
  28. You can get it sooner by opening chests or by doing some investments.
  29. It can be obtained during Yarra's path, but it cannot be bought so far.
  30. Only the Chosen of Ivala can wear it.
  31. As opposed to the anterior model, this one can be sold.
  32. 32.0 32.1 Uyae's starting gear.
  33. Only Carina, Hilstara, Uyae and Reshaped Varia can use this one.
  34. Although it's an Heavy Armor, Carina can use it (Source). Hilstara can use it too.
  35. They can be equipped only by the person chosen by you when you obtain the robes.
  36. It heals Poison status outside of combat just by equipping it on the party member.
  37. See the Secrets page to learn the location of the store that sells it.
  38. You can buy it later in Aram (bounty headquarters).
  39. 39.0 39.1 39.2 39.3 39.4 39.5 39.6 Grants immunity to Blind, Silence, Poison, Confusion, Sleep, Paralysis and Stun.
  40. Can be obtained only during Aka's route.
  41. Can be obtained only as a reward for the full completion of the Givini quest in Ardford.
  42. Can be obtained only as a reward for finding Rick's father or mother.
  43. Can be obtained only as a reward for finding both of Rick's parents.
  44. Can be obtained as a reward in the Collecting Mushrooms quest.
  45. by 50%. Outside battle, works for all if anyone wears it; this may be useful in situations when you can't rest.
  46. Reward from the Potion Hermit.
  47. It can be obtained following the plot, by doing quests and from some chests but it cannot be bought.
  48. You can get one for free by investing in the cache.
  49. 49.0 49.1 You get it as a reward for your performance in the Forging Ties quest.
  50. 50.0 50.1 Also grants immunity to Lust Stun and Lust Mad, as well as some resistance against lust-based attacks.
  51. Reduces damage from Physical, Fire, Ice, Lightning, Poison, Sexual and Anti-sexual attacks by 50%.
  52. Unmissable gift acquired during the Govern Yhilin 4 period (just before the war). It cannot be removed.

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